facebook felon - Any act by a Facebook felon is a Facebook felony. A Facebook

Any act by a Facebook felon is a Facebook felony. A Facebook felony can be done by anyone. Even you, if you post something dumb.

My mom said, 'Even I can commit a Facebook felony.' She posted a picture of her lunch and called it 'art.'

My uncle said, 'I don’t need to be a felon. I just need to be a little bit bad.'

My cousin said, 'I think I just committed a Facebook felony. I liked my dog’s post.'