facebook felon
A Facebook felon is an aunt, uncle, grandparent, or weird old classmate who stays in your business on Facebook. They live in your life and never leave.
My grandma commented on my post about my breakup. She said, 'That’s not how it ends.'
My uncle sent me a message about my brother's job. He had no idea what my brother did.
My cousin posted a picture of my dog and said, 'He looks like he’s mad at you.' He wasn’t.