facebook felon - A Facebook felon clicks ‘like’ on every post. They’re like a

A Facebook felon clicks ‘like’ on every post. They’re like a kid who loves stickers and can’t stop sticking them everywhere.

My mom liked my cousin's post about his new beard. It was a Tuesday.

My uncle liked my grandpa's post about his cat. It was the same cat from 2015.

My sister liked my brother's post about his headache. He didn’t even know she was on Facebook.