Facebook Featherbrained
When someone ruins a deep and important post with a stupid and brainless comment that makes you want to punch them.
You post about your ex cheating, and they say, 'Sounds like you need a bigger sandwich.'
You talk about your grief, and they comment, 'At least you don't have a bald head.'
You write a poem about heartbreak, and they say, 'This is why I hate Facebook.'