Facebook Fat
A girl who uses Facebook so much she's fat, because she's too busy liking posts to actually live her life.
She sat there for three hours just to like 500 posts. I told her, 'You're gonna need a new bed.'
She posted, 'I'm tired of being fat, but I can't stop scrolling.' Then she went back to Facebook.
She tried to run, but she stopped to check her notifications and fell down. Now she's even fatter.