Facebook Fascism

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When Facebook forces you to do something, even if you're happy with how things are. Like when they give you a choice, but then lie and take it away.

Facebook says you can upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade it in 3 days without asking.

You're fine with the old version, but Facebook won't let you keep it.

You click 'No Thanks' and Facebook still changes your profile anyway.

Facebook trying to make you do something you don't want to do, like a boss. They give you a choice, but then take it away because they're stubborn.

You say you don't want to upgrade, but Facebook says it's happening anyway.

You're happy with the old look, but Facebook wants you to use the new one.

You're not even logged in, and Facebook still upgrades your profile.

When Facebook acts like it's helping you, but it's really being a pain in the ass. They say you can choose, but then they just take your choice.

You choose to stay with the old version, but Facebook says it's upgrading you anyway.

You're not even looking at Facebook, and it still changes your profile.

You click 'Cancel' and Facebook still does what it wants.

Facebook being a total jerk and changing your stuff without asking. They act like they're giving you a choice, but they're just lying.

Facebook says you can upgrade, but then it upgrades you anyway.

You're happy with the old version, but Facebook won't let you keep it.

You tell Facebook no, but it still upgrades your profile.

When Facebook tries to make you do something you don't want. It gives you a choice, but it's fake and it just takes it away.

Facebook says you can upgrade, but then says it will upgrade you in a few days.

You're fine with the old version, but Facebook changes it anyway.

You click 'No Thanks' and Facebook still upgrades your profile.