facebook fairy godmother
Your family’s version of a fairy godmother, but instead of giving you a magical wand, they give you a long lecture on your life choices in the comments.
Your grandma leaves a comment on your post: 'You should’ve stayed in school, not gone to work at the gas station.'
Your cousin’s comment says, 'I knew you were going to fail!' like she predicted your entire life.
Your uncle posts a comment that’s longer than your college essay: 'I remember when you were a kid, and now you’re just a mess.'