Facebook Fairy Dust
Putting your significant other on Facebook like they’re a brand new toy, with likes, comments, and random messages to show off. It’s like giving them a gold star and telling the whole class.
'My BF is the best.', said by someone who just met him.
'I love him so much.', after he sent a text that said 'Hey.'
'This is my new favorite person.', because they’re confused.