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Being a total cocky a**hole only possible on Facebook. This could be watching someone's life like a creepy stalker or being a love-sick puppy who texts every friend about their relationship. Or it could be telling Friend A you can't go to a party and then posting 17 pictures of Friend B's fun night while you're at home eating pizza and crying.

I saw you at the store and didn't say hi. I'm so sad.

I'm posting this picture of my ex's vacation because I'm a loser.

I told my friend I couldn't go to the concert and then posted 12 pictures of my ex at the concert.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Putting something online that you know your mom and your ex can see and it's embarrassing.

I posted this stupid meme and my mom liked it.

My ex saw my status about my new guy and sent me a mean text.

I put my lunch on Instagram and my mom commented on it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone posts a stupid question on Facebook hoping to get 100 likes but nobody even clicks like.

I asked 'who else thinks this movie was the worst ever?' and got 2 likes.

I posted 'tbh I'm ugly' and no one liked it.

I asked 'LMS I'm the worst' and only my mom liked it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you try to take a break from Facebook but you can't stop checking it and it's a total disaster.

I told myself I wouldn't check Facebook for a week and I checked it 10 times.

I tried to fast from Facebook but I posted a rant about it.

I said I would stop using Facebook but I started using it again because I was sad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago