facebook faceoff - If you add someone first on Facebook, you're like the weakes

If you add someone first on Facebook, you're like the weakest link in a game of tug-of-war.

I added my crush first. Now I'm the one getting pulled into the ditch.

I added my friend first. Now I have to sit on the losing team.

I added my brother first. Now he won't stop laughing at me.