Facebook Facelift
When someone gives up on their old Facebook life, deletes it, and makes a brand new one with no real improvements, just because they think it makes them look better.
He quit Facebook because he was tired of his old profile. Then he made a new one with a new name and a new picture of him wearing sunglasses.
She deleted Facebook because she was tired of her old friends. Then she made a new one and added 100 new friends who didn't know who she was.
He changed his relationship status from 'Single' to 'In a Love Quadrilateral' because he thought it was cool.