Facebook Facelift
When someone deletes their Facebook account because they're too lazy to fix their old one and then makes a new one with barely any changes, like a weak new name or a slightly better picture.
I quit Facebook because I was tired of my old profile. Then I made a new one called 'CoolGuy2000' and uploaded a photo of my dog wearing sunglasses.
She unfollowed 200 friends just to have 200 new ones who don't know who she is.
He changed his relationship status from 'Single' to 'Complicated' because he didn't know what else to put.