Facebook Facelift
When someone deletes their Facebook account and creates a new one because they think it's the same as getting a new face, even though they barely changed anything.
She deleted Facebook because she was tired of her old look. Then she made a new one with a new name and a new picture of her wearing a hat.
He quit Facebook because he was tired of his old friends. Then he made a new one and added 50 new friends who didn't know who he was.
She changed her status from 'Single' to 'In a Secret Relationship' because she thought it sounded more exciting.