Facebook Fabulous
People who think Facebook is their entire life. They post selfies like they're in a fancy magazine, yell at politicians online, and believe everyone is watching them. They'd rather sit on their butt and post all day than actually live.
My face is perfect. Everyone should know it. #Iambeautiful
Why is the president stupid? He needs to be fired now.
I posted 15 times today. I'm exhausted. But it was worth it.