Facebook exercibitionist
A wheezing, out-of-shape human who brags on Facebook about their workout like they’re going to be in a commercial, even though they fell over after 3 minutes.
I did 10 minutes of cardio. I’m gonna be on the cover of Shape magazine. 📖
I ran 1 mile. My legs are screaming. But I’m winning. 🏆
I did a plank. I looked like a plank. #PlankLife