Facebook exercibitionist
A person who posts workout selfies like they’re famous, even though their gym is just the park and their weights are soup cans.
Just lifted my cat. It counted as a workout. 🐱 #CatLifting
I did burpees. My dog ran away. #BurpeeBrokeMyDog
I did 5 minutes of jumping jacks. I’m a legend. 🦄