Facebook exercibitionist
A fat, sweaty mess who yells about their workout on Facebook like they just won the Olympics, even though they can't do a single push-up.
Just did 10 sit-ups. I'm a god. 馃弳 #FitnessGod
I ran 2 blocks. I'm gonna die. But I'm gonna look good doing it. 馃挭
I did yoga. My cat laughed at me. #YogaIsHard