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Someone who replies to your cry for help like they're the CEO of your emotions and you're just a low-level employee
'I'm so stressed!' 😭 'You're not stressed! You're just not used to being a high-performing emotional machine!' 😂
'I'm dying!' 💀 'You're not dying! You're just having a midlife crisis!' 🤢
'I don't know what to do!' 😭 'You're not lost! You're just one step away from a promotion!' 💼