Facebook Enabler
A person who replies to every sob story like they're at a motivational seminar and you're the only one who didn't get a free sandwich
'I lost my job and my cat died!' 😠'That's rough! But you've got this! 💪 Let me know if you need a pep talk!'
'My life is a disaster!' 🤢 'You're not a disaster! You're a work in progress! 🎨'
'I cried all night!' 😠'That's amazing! You're strong! Now go cry again but with more confidence!'