facebook dumper
A person who stares at Facebook on their phone while pooping in the toilet, like they’re trying to beat the world record for the longest dump.
I just saw my boss on Facebook while I was taking a dump. He’s gonna know I was there.
I posted a selfie on Facebook while I was still halfway done with my dump. I’m a legend.
My phone died mid-dump. I was so mad, I posted a rant about it on Facebook.