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A Facebook Doctor is a loudmouth who thinks they're a doctor just because they post on Facebook. They tell everyone what's wrong with them, and they never shut up about it. They're not smart, and they'll fight a real doctor just to prove they're right.

'You have a cold? No, you have a virus. And I know this because I looked it up on Facebook.'

'I told you to stop eating pizza. Now you have a heart attack. I knew this would happen.'

'You're not sick. You're just tired. And I'm not tired, so you're wrong.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Facebook Doctor is a conspiracy theorist who thinks they're a doctor because they saw a post about it. They ignore real doctors and think masks are fake. They live in a fantasy world where they're always right and everyone else is dumb.

'The government is hiding the cure for the flu. I found it on Facebook.'

'Wearing a mask? That’s a scam. I read it on a Facebook group.'

'You’re not sick. The doctor is in on it. I know this because I’ve seen it on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago