Facebook Disease (FBD)
Your profile picture is so bad, it makes your real face look like it got a standing ovation from the entire school.
My profile picture is from a class photo. I look like I was hiding from the teacher.
His profile picture is a selfie from a phone. It looks like he just got run over by a car.
Her profile picture is from a video call. It looks like she was screaming, crying, and eating a taco all at once.