Facebook dinner - When you're too lazy to cook and too proud to order takeout,

When you're too lazy to cook and too proud to order takeout, so you just eat whatever is in the fridge while scrolling through Facebook.

I ate cold spaghetti and watched my cousin's live stream about his new beard. I didn't even care.

My dad called it a 'Facebook dinner' because I was eating cereal while looking at my uncle's fake engagement post.

I had a Facebook dinner and got more likes than my post about my bad hair day.