facebook dieting

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Chatting on Facebook so much you forget to eat and then you realize you lost ten pounds because you were too busy talking trash to care about food.
'I just talked to my ex for three hours and now I'm skinny again!' #facebookdieting #exproblems
'I ate a salad because I was too busy commenting on my friend's post to eat properly.' #facebookeats
'I spent the whole day on Facebook and now I look like I lost a fight with a donut.' #facebookeatless
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When you leave Facebook for a while because you're too busy working or studying and you feel like you're escaping from a digital prison.
'I'm off Facebook for a week because I have exams and I don't want to fail.' #faceboofree
'I left Facebook because my workload was like a monster and I had to survive.' #workloadoverload
'I blocked Facebook because it was like a bad relationship and I needed a break.' #faceboofree
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When you get back with an old flame on Facebook and you start talking non-stop, so you eat healthy and work out like a maniac to look good when you finally meet up in real life.
'I started talking to my ex on Facebook and now I eat salads for breakfast.' #rekindle
'I got back with my old crush and now I work out every day just to impress him.' #facebooflame
'I've been messaging my old love on Facebook and now I look like a gym rat.' #rekindle
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