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Chatting on Facebook so much you forget to eat and then you realize you lost ten pounds because you were too busy talking trash to care about food.
'I just talked to my ex for three hours and now I'm skinny again!' #facebookdieting #exproblems
'I ate a salad because I was too busy commenting on my friend's post to eat properly.' #facebookeats
'I spent the whole day on Facebook and now I look like I lost a fight with a donut.' #facebookeatless