Facebook denier
Someone who acts like they’re not on Facebook, but they’re always on it. They’re like a person who says they’re not hungry, but they’re eating a whole pizza by themselves.
"I only use Facebook when I’m bored!", then they spend 3 hours scrolling through posts.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they get sad when they don’t get a like.
"I only check Facebook once in a while!", then they check it 6 times in 10 minutes.