Facebook denier
A person who’s so deep in Facebook that they don’t even realize they’re trapped in it. They try to act cool and say they don’t need it, but they’re just lying through their teeth.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they spend 30 minutes watching cat videos.
"I only use Facebook when I’m bored!", then they spend 2 hours messaging old friends.
"I don’t even check my notifications!", then they panic when they miss a post.