Facebook denier
A grown-up who’s too proud to admit they’re hooked on Facebook. They act like they’re fine, but they’re really just desperate to see what everyone else is up to.
"I only check Facebook once in a while!", then they check it 5 times in 10 minutes.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they get sad when they don’t get a like.
"I only use Facebook to post memes!", then they spend 2 hours scrolling through old posts.