Facebook dandy
A Facebook dandy is a gay guy who thinks his bare chest is the pinnacle of fashion. He uses his own bathroom mirror as a backdrop for his shirtless selfies, and somehow the camera is always in the shot. His whole profile is a disgrace, bad music, worse movies, and a bunch of guys who look just like him.
My profile pic is me flexing in the mirror, and the camera is like my fourth wheel.
I take 20 selfies a day just to make my Facebook look fancy.
I added 50 guys who look like me. We’re basically a boy band.