Facebook Cruisin' - Staying on Facebook for hours like a spy, just to check out

Staying on Facebook for hours like a spy, just to check out what people are up to and laugh at their nonsense

I was Cruisin’ so much I saw my old flame’s vacation pics and almost had a heart attack

I checked my crush’s feed 20 times and still didn’t say anything

My sister was Cruisin’ so hard she didn’t notice her own post about her breakup