Facebook Cruisin' - Sitting on Facebook for hours, spying on people’s lives and

Sitting on Facebook for hours, spying on people’s lives and laughing at their stupid updates

I was Cruisin’ so hard I saw my neighbor’s dog post and laughed so hard I cried

I checked my crush’s feed 15 times and still didn’t message him

My brother was Cruisin’ so much he missed his own mom’s post about her divorce