Facebook Cruisin' - Sitting on Facebook for hours like a creep, checking out eve

Sitting on Facebook for hours like a creep, checking out everyone’s updates and laughing at their dumb stuff

I was Cruisin’ so hard I saw my crush’s vacation pics and almost had a heart attack

I checked my ex’s feed 10 times and still cried

I was Cruisin’ so much I didn’t notice my own birthday post