Facebook Creeped
Wasting your life on Facebook because you're too lazy to do anything else. You look up strangers just because you're bored and hope they're weird or hot.
I spent 45 minutes on Facebook looking up my coworker's friends. They're all just sad people with weird hobbies.
I checked out a random guy's profile just because I was bored. Now I'm questioning my life choices.
I looked up my neighbor's Facebook and found out she's a witch. I now live in fear.