Facebook Creeped
Spying on people’s Facebook lives like they’re your enemies. You’re not friends with them. You don’t even know them. But you’re still obsessed.
I saw my crush’s Facebook and now I’m in love with their dog. That’s not normal.
I checked out my friend’s ex’s profile just to see if he was better looking. He was. I’m now the worst friend ever.
I looked at my classmate’s Facebook and realized they have more followers than I do. I now hate them.
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