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You spend all your free time on Facebook looking up people you barely know. You know all their secrets and you probably know their mom’s name.

I looked up my crush’s profile so much I know his mom’s name. She’s cool.

I checked my friend’s crush’s profile 40 times. I now know where he lives.

I looked up my teacher’s crush’s friend’s ex. I know they had a kid. I don’t even know how.