facebook creep
Looking up people you don’t know and probably never will. You’re doing it because you’re either hoping they’re hot or you’re trying to figure out why they’re not.
I added my teacher’s crush just to see if he was worth it. He wasn’t.
I looked up my cousin’s friend just because he had a cool tattoo. He didn’t have a cool tattoo.
I stalked my neighbor’s dog on Facebook. It was a mistake.