facebook crazy - You're so obsessed with other people's problems that your ow

You're so obsessed with other people's problems that your own life is just a side note in a bad book.

I read my aunt's post about her cat's death and now I can't remember my own phone number.

I got into a comment war with my niece's friend and now I don't remember my own address.

I spent all my money on a gift for my cousin's ex and now I'm broke.