Facebook Crawling
Facebook crawling is like a lazy man's treasure hunt. You start in the news feed and click every link that looks slightly interesting. You don’t care who you find or why you’re there. You just want to see what dumb stuff is new.
I clicked a link about my ex’s dog and now I'm looking at 12 photos of a golden retriever wearing a hat.
I followed a link to a meme page and now I'm stuck in a loop of cats fighting robots.
I started with my news feed and ended up in a group called 'People Who Hate Mondays and Also Salsa Dancers.'