Facebook countdown
You’re so high on your own ego that you forget about real life just to update your Facebook status, even if it’s 3 a. m.
It’s 3 a. m. I’m still typing. My dog is snoring. My brain is broken.
I just posted my status. My dad hasn’t talked to me in two days. He’s still mad.
I’m on the toilet. My status is perfect. My brain is a mess.