Facebook Consolidation - You shut down all the other Facebook tabs so you can just st

You shut down all the other Facebook tabs so you can just stare at one like it owes you money.

I had 10 tabs open. I closed 9. The last one looked like it was about to cry.

I closed 8 tabs just to leave one to torment me. It’s the worst kind of friendship.

I had 7 tabs open. I killed them all. The last one was a ghost.