Facebook communication vessel
the person you send a message through because you’re too scared to talk to someone you used to hang out with but now you’re too embarrassed to talk to them directly
Can you tell my old friend I still think he’s a total dork?
Can you message my ex and say I still like him? I’m too shy to do it myself.
Can you tell my old neighbor I still owe him $20? I just don’t want to be reminded of that.