Facebook communication vessel
the person you ask to message someone else for you when you're too lazy or too scared to do it yourself because you know they’ll probably just ignore you anyway
Can you message my old friend and say I still think he’s a total dork?
Can you tell my ex I still like him? I’m too lazy to do it myself.
Can you message my old boss and say I still have a job? I just got fired and I don’t want to tell him.