Facebook cock blocking
When some desperate, flabby girl comments on every single post you make, trying to make it look like you two are already together, even though you’re not, and it’s super annoying.
@chloe: This is so cute! I wish I had a date like this
I’m not even your date, you dork
@chloe: I know, right? I’m just trying to help you out
I’m not helping you, I’m trying to get you to notice me
@chloe: You’re welcome, sweetie
You’re not sweet, you’re a pain