Facebook chilling - It's like Netflix and chill, but instead of a hot person, yo

It's like Netflix and chill, but instead of a hot person, you get a bunch of strangers' lives and your own bad decisions.

I thought I was going to relax. Now I'm jealous of my cousin's new cat.

I started watching a guy's cooking videos and now I'm hungry and sad.

I posted a status and now I'm getting messages from my old crush. What even is life?