Facebook Check
When you meet someone online and you want to see if they're a lunatic before you agree to meet them in real life. You check their Facebook like it’s a criminal record.
I looked him up and he had 12 pets and a 500-word post about why toast is the worst food. I left.
She had 23 friends named 'BFFs' and a picture of a cat in a crown. I questioned my life choices.
He had 17 photos of himself crying. I said no.