Facebook Cambodians
Facebook Cambodians are Cambodians who ask for advice on Facebook and then ignore it, even if it’s good advice and they’re being annoying.
I asked my cousin if I should eat the cake and he said no, but I ate it anyway. Now I’m fat.
I asked my aunt if I should go to school and she said no, so I stayed home and played video games all day.
I asked my brother if I should get a girlfriend and he said no, but now he has one and I don’t.