Facebook-bored
When you're so bored you log on to Facebook just to see if someone else is also being a total disaster.
My dad posted: 'I tried to paint my house. It looks like a nightmare.' I sent him a message: 'You're a total disaster.'
My sister's post: 'I'm bored. I'm going to eat my feelings.' I replied: 'Same. I'm eating my cereal.'
I saw my neighbor's post: 'I took a photo of my cat. It looks like my ex.' I said, 'You're a total disaster.'