Facebook-bored
The worst kind of boredom where you check Facebook just to see if someone else is also being a total loser.
My mom's Facebook status: 'I took a nap. It was life-changing.' I didn't even take a nap today.
My best friend posted: 'I'm so bored I'm watching the ceiling.' I'm watching the ceiling too, but I'm not telling her.
I saw my neighbor's post: 'My cat is smarter than me.' I'm not sure which one is true.