Facebook-bored
That state where you’re so bored you log on to Facebook just to see if other people are also being total morons.
My uncle's post: 'I tried to cook. It looks like a science experiment.' I said, 'You're a total moron.'
My cousin posted: 'I'm bored. I'm going to die.' I replied: 'Same. But I'm going to die in a few hours.'
I saw my neighbor's post: 'I took a photo of my dog. He looks like a total loser.' I replied: 'You're not wrong.'