Facebook-bored
That moment you’re so bored you log on to Facebook just to see if anyone else is also acting like a total idiot.
My dad posted: 'I tried to cook. It looked like a science experiment.' I took a photo of my breakfast and posted it too.
My sister’s post: 'I’m bored. I’m going to die.' I replied: 'Same. But I’m going to die in a few hours.'
I saw my uncle's post: 'I took a photo of my dog. It looks like my ex.' I sent him a message: 'You're a total idiot.'