Facebook Boob-job
When you take a picture at just the right angle to make your boobs look like they got a lift and a boost, while also hiding the gut you’ve been eating for three years.
I took this pic at 10 a. m. after my third coffee. It looks like I got a boob job and a tummy tuck.
My profile pic is the only thing keeping my ex from laughing in my face.
I took this picture from behind a couch. It’s like I’ve got a six-pack and a fantasy.